shit animals

I've decided to compile a list of shit animals. Its open for debate but there's a chance that i wont change my mind

1. tortoises- what the hell do they contribute to anything, they lounge about doing fuck all, ok they may pop their head out for a while then they disappear whoopee fucking doo. Their diet is shit as well, lettuce, lettuce and more lettuce, no wonder they dont move. Ive often been tempted to search out a dealer and sprinkle some speed on their lettuce and watch the fuckers try and sit still then.

more to follow

1 for the mods

Right pop pickers heres a band ive recently come across, they only released 5 singles so getting hold of their stuff and even listening to it can be pretty difficult. Coming from Manchester they cut a dash with some smart threads and cool hair do's. Ladies and gents i give you The Richard Kent Style. Check out 'all good things' and tell me you wouldnt dance.

http://www.myspace.com/therichardkentstyle