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Wednesday, 6 October 2010

shit animals

I've decided to compile a list of shit animals. Its open for debate but there's a chance that i wont change my mind

1. tortoises- what the hell do they contribute to anything, they lounge about doing fuck all, ok they may pop their head out for a while then they disappear whoopee fucking doo. Their diet is shit as well, lettuce, lettuce and more lettuce, no wonder they dont move. Ive often been tempted to search out a dealer and sprinkle some speed on their lettuce and watch the fuckers try and sit still then.

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